Privacy Policy

The boring page nobody reads. But we made it fun. You're welcome.

Last updated: March 2026

The Short Version

We don't spy on you. Our apps already mess with you enough — we don't need to collect your data too.

What We Collect

We keep things minimal. Like, aggressively minimal:

  • 1.Email address — Only when you buy something. We need it to send your license key. We won't spam you. We're too lazy for newsletters.
  • 2.License key validation — When your app starts, it pings our server to check if your key is valid. We see your key and a hashed machine ID. That's it.
  • 3.Payment info — Handled entirely by Stripe. We never see your card number. Stripe is the one with the fancy security certifications, not us.

What We DON'T Collect

This is the part we're proud of:

  • ✗ Your keystrokes (Typo Heckler detects typos locally — nothing leaves your machine)
  • ✗ Screen content or screenshots
  • ✗ Browsing history or habits
  • ✗ What you named your pet rock (that's between you and Rocky)
  • ✗ How many meetings you've escaped (your secret is safe)
  • ✗ Analytics, telemetry, or tracking pixels

Cookies

We don't use cookies on this website. No cookie banner. No "Accept All" button. No dark patterns. You're welcome.

Third Parties

  • Stripe — Processes payments. They have their own privacy policy. They're legit.
  • Resend — Sends your license key email. One email. That's the whole relationship.

Data Storage

Your license data is stored in a Cloudflare D1 database. All app settings and stats are stored locally on your machine. If you uninstall an app, that local data goes with it.

Your Rights

Want your data deleted? Email [email protected] and we'll nuke it. No hoops. No "please reconsider" emails. Just gone.

Contact

Questions about privacy? Concerns? Just want to chat? Reach us at [email protected].